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Teacher Apologizes to Students for Feeding Sick Kitten to Their Classroom Snake

Don’t worry, she did it before class started. Might have been traumatizing otherwise.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

The FDA Is Blocking Imports on Radioactive Spices

Making shrimp scampi will literally turn you into Paul Atreides.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Funny

The Hacking Group Radiant Is Doxxing British Babies

Who doxxes a baby?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Funny

Leaked Stand-Up Act of the Dallas ICE Attacker Compared to The Joker’s

Is making fun of mass shooters the only way to prevent future ones?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Italy Is Imposing a Tax on People Traveling With Dogs

Traveling to Italy with your dog? That’s gonna cost you.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

Aspen Wants to Make Glory Hole Park ‘Accessible to Everyone’

It’s okay, you can laugh.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Funny

A Pennsylvania Bus Driver Threatened to ‘Cook’ a Bus Full of Schoolchildren

That’s an easy way to lose your job.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Charlie Kirk’s Memorial Allegedly Caused Grindr to Crash in Arizona

Charlie Kirk has been laid to rest.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Ftw

FCC Chairman Brendan Carr Is Trolling His Critics With GIFs From ‘The Office’

We’re being ruled by dorks!

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Virtual Korean Boy Band Wins Landmark Lawsuit Against Rude Tweeter

Is Elon still covering the legal fees of X posters?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

Charlie Kirk’s Assassin Said It Was All a ‘Big Meme’

What a psycho.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

Leaked Chats Reveal Tyler Robinson Was Not Radicalized On Discord

While Robinson was clearly radicalized against Charlie Kirk and his message, that radicalization did not take place on Discord.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Wow

North Korea Is Sentencing People Who Watch Foreign TV Shows to Death

The Office isn’t that funny.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Wtf

FBI Says Alleged Kirk Assassin Left a Note Explaining Everything, But That It Got Destroyed Somehow

People are calling it “the most airtight case” of all time.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Ohio Resident Revitalizes Effort to Rename the State’s Route 666

Lifelong Ohio resident Paula Sowers is sick and tired of having to avoid State Route 666.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

Nepal Banned Social Media, So Students Burned the Country’s Parliament to the Ground

Are they accepting contract work?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago in Facepalm

The U.S. Circumcision Rate Has Been Sliced to Its Lowest Ever Percentage

Americans are cutting back on cutting their kids.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 3 months ago

Newscaster Caught Looking at Sexy Rihanna Pics While Live

Just switch to a new tab when you know the camera’s gonna be on you!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Facepalm

Famous Motown Musician Put in Straitjacket, Accused of Being Crazy After Insisting He’s a Famous Motown Musician

A member of the iconic Motown group The Four Tops is suing a Michigan hospital for racial discrimination, alleging that staff assumed he was delusional when he told them he was in the group and putting him in a straitjacket, believing him to be mentally i

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Zimbabwe Is Haunted By Goblins, According to Local News

Zimbabwe is a country filled with breathtaking natural beauty, tasty eats and, unfortunately, goblins.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Korean Election Coverage Is Truly Next Level

American election coverage is both tame and annoying, and that’s not just because both of our main candidates have worms in their brains.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Oops! Electric Cars Pollute More Than Gas Cars, Study Shows

Of all the reasons to get an electric car, the claim of the “environmental benefit” has always been the most dubious.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

A Zyn-surrection Is Afoot as Proposed Federal Regulation Looms

Roughly three years after a band of angry right-wingers stormed Capitol Hill in protest of the 2020 election results, it appears there may be another insurrection in the works … more specifically, a Zyn-surrection spurred by scorned nicotine lovers.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Man Accused of Groping Woman Says He was Just Trying to Pickpocket Her

This Indian man says he’s not a creep, he’s just a thief.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Highway Brawl Breaks Out After Woman Allegedly Throws Trash At Car

Three Oregonian drivers turned a trip down the highway into a full-on shoving match over claims of missing children and pelted objects in Reddit’s latest viral brawl.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

News - articles

Teacher Apologizes to Students for Feeding Sick Kitten to Their Classroom Snake

The FDA Is Blocking Imports on Radioactive Spices

The Hacking Group Radiant Is Doxxing British Babies

Leaked Stand-Up Act of the Dallas ICE Attacker Compared to The Joker’s

Italy Is Imposing a Tax on People Traveling With Dogs

Aspen Wants to Make Glory Hole Park ‘Accessible to Everyone’

A Pennsylvania Bus Driver Threatened to ‘Cook’ a Bus Full of Schoolchildren

Charlie Kirk’s Memorial Allegedly Caused Grindr to Crash in Arizona

FCC Chairman Brendan Carr Is Trolling His Critics With GIFs From ‘The Office’

Virtual Korean Boy Band Wins Landmark Lawsuit Against Rude Tweeter

Charlie Kirk’s Assassin Said It Was All a ‘Big Meme’

Leaked Chats Reveal Tyler Robinson Was Not Radicalized On Discord

North Korea Is Sentencing People Who Watch Foreign TV Shows to Death

FBI Says Alleged Kirk Assassin Left a Note Explaining Everything, But That It Got Destroyed Somehow

Ohio Resident Revitalizes Effort to Rename the State’s Route 666

Nepal Banned Social Media, So Students Burned the Country’s Parliament to the Ground

The U.S. Circumcision Rate Has Been Sliced to Its Lowest Ever Percentage

Newscaster Caught Looking at Sexy Rihanna Pics While Live

Famous Motown Musician Put in Straitjacket, Accused of Being Crazy After Insisting He’s a Famous Motown Musician

Zimbabwe Is Haunted By Goblins, According to Local News

Korean Election Coverage Is Truly Next Level

Oops! Electric Cars Pollute More Than Gas Cars, Study Shows

A Zyn-surrection Is Afoot as Proposed Federal Regulation Looms

Man Accused of Groping Woman Says He was Just Trying to Pickpocket Her

Highway Brawl Breaks Out After Woman Allegedly Throws Trash At Car

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