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'They Don't Have Stanley Kubrick': Moon Landing Truthers Call BS On India's Moon Landing
India made history on Wednesday after their Chandrayaan-3 mission landed safely on the moon’s south pole, cementing itself as the first nation to successfully touch down on the largely unexplored region of the lunar surface.
By Carly Tennes
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Antinatalists Are Livid Their Hero PewDiePie Had a Child
Last month, gaming Youtuber PewDiePie announced the birth of his son, Bjorn. Most people would say the birth of a baby is the most positive experience in one's life. However, not everyone shares these "universal" truths, and one community in particular, R
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Spoofing, Hacking and Planned Embarrassment: All The Conspiracies About Russia's Failed Moon Mission
Russia lost the space race yet again this week after the Luna 25 spacecraft crashed into the moon on Saturday, marking a disastrous end to Roscosmos' first lunar landing mission in nearly 50 years.
By Carly Tennes
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Alaska Airlines Flight Ends In Screaming, Smoke and Sparks During Terrifying Hurricane Landing
An Alaska Airlines flight from Seattle, Washington to the John Wayne Airport in Santa Ana, California nearly ended in disaster on Sunday night after the aircraft slammed into the tarmac while attempting to land in the aftermath of Hurricane Hilary.
By Carly Tennes
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People Are Bracing For Bad Scooter Braun News As His Top Talent Begins Leaving In Droves
Though snapping up Taylor Swift’s masters in 2019 may have not been enough to take down controversial talent manager Scooter Braun, it appears another mysterious force just might.
By Carly Tennes
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Passengers Stuck in Cable Car Dangling 900-Feet above Pakistani Valley Finally Freed after Several Hours
After several hours of being trapped in a cable car hundreds of feet above a valley in Pakistan, all eight passengers — two adults and six children on their way to school — have been safely evacuated from the vehicle.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
17 Overconfident People Who Thought They Could Drive Through Flood Water
Californians love to brag about their superior weather; opting for wildfires and earthquakes in the place of rain, snow, and cold. But this past weekend the perpetually dry state was greeted by record-breaking rainfall in the form of Hurricane Hilary.
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‘Hell on Wheels’ Teen Found Guilty of Killing Boyfriend after Intentionally Crashing into Wall at 100 Mph Bragged about Being Unkillable on TikTok
Long before Mackenzie Shirilla earned the moniker of “hell on wheels” after she was found guilty of killing her boyfriend and his friend by intentionally crashing into a wall at 100 miles per hour last summer, she was a TikTok shitposter bragging about he
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
‘Daddy Better Get a Paternity Test’: Skeptics Convinced Spotless Baby Giraffe Result of Steamy Zoo Cheating Scandal
As the zoological world celebrates the recent birth of a rare, spotless giraffe at Brights Zoo in Limestone, Tennessee, several skeptics are convinced the newborn mammal’s lack of spots isn’t merely a coincidence.
By Carly Tennes
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'How You Get Slapped Into PRAYER': TBS' 'Power Slap' Gets Biblical
The world of combat sports is getting dicier and dicier every day. A clip from TBS’s controversial show, Power Slap: Road To The Title, has recently gone viral. The show which aired earlier this year features individuals competing in a slap fighting.
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Topless Clips and Leg Licks: Inside Britney Spears' Steamy Divorce Party
Britney Spears found herself In the (Single) Zone this past weekend, celebrating her recent split from husband Sam Asghari the way we all should — enjoying a steamy soiree with a bunch of hot dudes.
By Carly Tennes
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NBA Social Media Manager Goes Rogue on Facebook, Blasts Adam Silver and the NBA
From the outside, working as a social media manager for the NBA sounds like a dream gig. Watch basketball and post about it for a living? As @howsberger tweeted, “50k to find clips to post on social media? Run me that application.”
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Drowned Cars and Submerged Stadiums: All the Craziest Sights from Southern California’s Earthquake Flood
Southern Californians recently found themselves at the crossroads of a tropical storm and earthquake this weekend after a 5.1 magnitude quake hit the region as Hurricane Hilary made landfall.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Kid Rock Goes Woke after Being Caught Drinking a Bud Light
Though Kid Rock famously obliterated several six packs of Bud Light with an AR-15 last spring after the brand partnered with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney, the artist appears to have joined the woke mob, quietly forgiving the beer brand for daring
By Carly Tennes
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'She’s Imitating a Bee': Tennis Player Tattles on Woman Making Bee Noises to Throw Off His Serve
The Cincinnati Masters tennis event took a turn for bee-zarre on Wednesday after one spectator tried to throw Greek tennis star Stefanos Tsitsipas off his game, loudly “imitating a bee” as he attempted to serve.
By Carly Tennes
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Mobsters Can't Wait to Meet Rudy Behind Bars
As news that Giuliani may go down for charges related to the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, the same act he promoted as a Federal prosecutor in the 1980s, a whole lot of mobsters are very excited at the prospects of seeing him around
By Carly Tennes
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'Stranger Things' Super Fan Scammed Out of $10,000 and Left Her Husband after Being Catfished by Dacre Montgomery Impersonator
The only thing scarier than a demogorgon? Getting scammed out of five figures by a catfisher claiming to be a star of Stranger Things.
By Carly Tennes
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'You Don’t [Have] Long To Live': Australian Mom Whose Deadly Mushroom Meal Killed Three Had ‘Death Wall’ In Her Home
“We started calling it the death wall,” the contractor told news.com.au of the disturbing find, one he said, “didn’t look right to me as a parent.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Bradley Cooper's Offensive Prosthetic Nose in Upcoming Leonard Bernstein Biopic Has People Quite Angry
Though actor Bradley Cooper may have sported a large prosthetic nose while playing Leonard Bernstein in Netflix’s upcoming biopic 'Maestro,' there was something he resembled more than the legendary Jewish composer — a raging antisemite.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
