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French People Plan to Poop in the River to Protest the Olympics

One would think that hosting the Olympics would be a happy occasion. Unfortunately, this is rarely the case.

Dollar Store Scuffle Ends With Woman Pooping and Fleeing the Scene

Thanks to the gut-brain axis our brains and our guts are closely interlinked.

Gym Bro Shocked At How Much His New High Protein Diet Makes Him Poop

Posting to the r/NoStupidQuestions subreddit, OP explained that despite years of going to the gym regularly, he wasn’t seeing sufficient gains, and he knew why.

Sewage Workers Are the True Heroes of Our Time, New Clip Proves

Though they may lurk in drains and only be called in times of toilet crisis, the internet has come to an all-too-late discovery about the importance of sewage workers — anything you can do, they can do better … and while coated head to toe in s—t.

Italian Town Makes Dog Poop DNA Database to Fine Public Poopers

Depending on where you live and how considerate your neighbors are, dog poop might be the bane of your existence or something you rarely have cause to think about (you lucky bastard).

Dude Worried His Job Is Spying On Him While He’s in the Bathroom

On-the-job monitoring is getting out of control.

Chinese Smart Toilet Explodes While Man Is Dropping a Deuce

Every device is “smart” these days.

'Hey S—y Arse!': Woman Is Terrified Everyone Knows She Has to Poop When She's Buying Toilet Paper

Though the fact that everybody poops may serve as the titular inspiration for every dad’s favorite children’s book.

'We're Gonna Have To Arrest You But Your Dinner Is Free To Go': Man Poops Pants Mid-Arrest

The only thing crappier than getting arrested? Pooping your pants while getting arrested.

Fly the Stinky Skies: Photos Emerge of Poopy EasyJet Flight That Was Canceled After Someone Released Their Bowels

The only thing worse than airplane food? Your entire flight getting canceled due to someone taking a massive dump on the aircraft floor.

You’re Given $1K Everyday, but You Must Poop in a Public Bathroom for Life

It's pretty simple. You get $1,000 everyday, the rub is that you have to poop in a public restroom for the rest of time.

Six Times Celebs and Athletes Pooped Their Pants

Pooping your pants is just a part of living this crazy thing we call life. I've been there, you've been there. We've all done it.

10 Years Ago This Scottish Mom Was Disgusted By Her Daughter's Sh*t

"Which one of you's doesn't know how to flush a toilet?"

Teen Girl's Tearful Bathroom Breakdown Interrupted by Violent Pooping

This Toilet Uploads Your Butthole to the Cloud and Monitors Poop for Disease

Upload your butthole to the cloud.

The Toronto Pooper Has Been Arrested

Toronto has a serious pooping problem this week and the mad man responsibly for it has been arrested by police.

Pooping in Space is Hilarious and Gross - Here's How It's Done

Pooping in space is no easy task.

The Internet Found Out Something About Vans Shoes And It's Wild

There is a new internet craze being dubbed the #VansChallange. Let's take a look at what it is and if there is any legitimacy towards the trend.

There's A Football Player Named Poop Johnson And He's The Shit

Former Kentucky defensive tackle Cory “Poop” Johnson has signed with the Toronto Argonauts of the CFL. People are very excited to cheer on a...

Poor Flight Attendant Was Forced to Wipe Large Man's Butt on Plane

In some of the grossest news of the week, an overweight passenger (440-lbs in a wheelchair) aboard a Taiwanese airliner forced flight attendants...

Man Says He Was Talking About Pooping and not Bombing Restaurant in the Worst Excuse You'll Hear All Week

A New Orleans man who was arrested for a “bomb threat” claimed it was a misunderstanding. He said he was referring to a soon-to-be...

New Jersey "Mystery Pooper" Turns Out To Be The School's Superintendent