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3 Rednecks in a Morgue

Three smiling redneck corpses are lying in a morgue in Alabama, and a detective goes into the coroner's office to find out the cause of death....

By HandCannon

Featured 16 years ago

You're An EXTREME Redneck When....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Expensive Fishing Trip

Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin...

By zeuty

Featured 16 years ago

Food For Thought

Q: Why did the redneck plant Cheerios in his garden? A: He thought they were donut seeds.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Mirror Pictures

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Talking Animals

A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it. Hey there, he...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Country Style

A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he’s retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Southern Humor

Q: What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common? A: Someone is going to lose a trailer.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Southern Hospitality

A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Letter From a Farm Kid

Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Redneck Pickup Lines

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .....

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Freeze Your Ass Off

Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Chipmunks

Two men went hunting. One had been hunting all his life, the other man was hunting for the first time. The one man told the other to sit down and...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Redneck Murder

Q: Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? A: There are no dental records and all the DNA's the same!

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Red Neck Vacation

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Sensitive Beer

Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

On the Way to Prison

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Redneck Vasectomy

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Clothing Sale

Bubba didn't know what the sign in the store window meant when he concocted an idea. The sign said "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each,...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Suspenders

One day, in a small town in the middle of no-where, a redneck wearing nothing but jeans and suspenders was pumping gas into his pinto at the...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Chainsaw

A redneck walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

First Time

Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Redneck jokes - jokes

3 Rednecks in a Morgue

You're An EXTREME Redneck When....

Expensive Fishing Trip

Food For Thought

Mirror Pictures

Talking Animals

Country Style

Southern Humor

Southern Hospitality

Letter From a Farm Kid

Redneck Pickup Lines

Freeze Your Ass Off

Chipmunks

Redneck Murder

Red Neck Vacation

Sensitive Beer

On the Way to Prison

Redneck Vasectomy

Clothing Sale

Suspenders

Chainsaw

First Time

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