Relationship jokes - jokes

One Angry Husband

A man and his wife were driving on the highway one night when he got pulled over by the cops for speeding. The cop walks up and informs the...

By TheCommentator

Featured 17 years ago

Lost Ball

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what...

By ghoul_69

Featured 17 years ago

Special Night

A married couple decided to spend the night of their 20th anniversary alone, with the husband planning a special night for his wife of many...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Underwear dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would...

By arass

Featured 17 years ago

The Right Woman

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Big Fight

A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he just had a fight with his wife. Too bad, says the bartender. How’d it...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Detective Service

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report, he wanted...

By demon94

Featured 17 years ago

Best hour of my life

During their anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an...

By kazer

Featured 17 years ago

Last Wish on the Death Bed

An old man on his deathbed implored his wife, When I am gone I want you to marry Fred Uhland. Why Fred Uhland? his wife asked....

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Inheritance

A woman asks her husband, Do you love me only because my father died and left me a fortune? Of course not, he says. I’d love...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Foxy

Q: How do you turn a fox into and elephant? A: Marry it.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Age Old Question

If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Par

A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Prescription For Love

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

If You Could Cook...

An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner. "If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef." "If you could screw,"...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Bad Luck

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Gun Shop

A woman walks into a sporting-goods store and asks the salesman if he could help her pick out a rifle. It’s for my husband, she...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Wives

Two guys are shopping in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, I’m sorry, I was looking for my wife. What a...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

An Arm and a Leg

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely and didn't have...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Estate Planning

Dan knew he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died. He decided that he needed to be with his dream woman to really enjoy...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Dinner Date

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away)...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

While the Cat's Away

A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they're just...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Man of the House

A mild-mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

A Farmer and His Mule

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Relationship jokes - jokes

One Angry Husband

Lost Ball

Special Night

The Divorced Barbie Doll

Underwear dust

The Right Woman

Big Fight

Detective Service

Best hour of my life

Last Wish on the Death Bed

Inheritance

Foxy

Age Old Question

Par

Prescription For Love

If You Could Cook...

Bad Luck

Gun Shop

Wives

An Arm and a Leg

Estate Planning

Dinner Date

While the Cat's Away

Man of the House

A Farmer and His Mule

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