One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He...
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Featured 17 years ago
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making Love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a...
A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next to him, Hey, have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? Man, she's...
HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day...
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. "You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful...
Birthing coach: "All you mommies-to-be should know that walking while you’re pregnant is very beneficial. And you husbands, it wouldn’t hurt...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine. The barber began to lather...
A modern, Orthodox, Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets with their rabbi for counseling. The rabbi asks if they have any...
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had...
While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted...
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there...
A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother...
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the...
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on...
Featured 18 years ago
Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of...
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the...
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the...
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known Lovers' spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop...
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State...
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste...
A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad...
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook...
A young couple were driving home one night. As they came around a curve, they ran over a mother skunk. The woman saw a baby skunk crying on...
