A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would...
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A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a...
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few feet away noticed that the man...
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him...
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I...
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his...
These three friends went on vacation together. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he...
Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was...
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening...
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out...
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind...
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told...
Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories. One man says, "I had the worst Freudian slip the other day." The other man responds,...
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone...
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son...
