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Priest and His Baby

Priest and His Baby

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the...

By jobeman1296

Featured 16 years ago

Proof

Proof

Proof that Jesus was... ...Jewish: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Entering Heaven

Entering Heaven

A man dies and appears at the Pearly Gates. Have you ever done a good deed? asks St. Peter. Sure, one time I came across a gang of...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

How to Go to Heaven

How to Go to Heaven

A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday School class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven. She asked them, "If I...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Candy for Oral

Candy for Oral

In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest. The priest asked the janitor,...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Satan and Santa

Satan and Santa

Two boys are walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong sermon about the devil. One says, What do you think about all that Satan...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Help the Rabbi

Help the Rabbi

A rabbi gets in front of his congregation and says that he is leaving to go to a larger congregation that can pay him more. There is a hush—no...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Pope Flight

Pope Flight

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman....

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

An Arm and a Leg

An Arm and a Leg

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely and didn't have...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Wine Tasting

Wine Tasting

Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says to them, I must tell you something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Who is God?

Who is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Looking For a Miracle

Looking For a Miracle

A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. Dear Lord, she prays, if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

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