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Diet Coke Fanatics Everywhere Fear Aspartame News
Why are all diet coke (heads) like that?
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
The Kinks’ Guitarist Dave Davies Falls for Sarcastic Tweet Trolling His Band
Dave Davies fought the good fight on Twitter, but the trolls won again.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Give Your Beloved a Fishing License This Valentine's Day
Great news for people who have yet to get their significant other something special for Valentine’s Day because the Oklahoma Department of Conservation has a perfect gift idea for you, a fishing license.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
JK Rowling Continues to Be the World's Biggest Martyr
Despite her nine-figure net worth and ability to do whatever the hell she wants, revisionist author and notable transphobe J.K. Rowling is still committed to her strange obsession with strangers’ genitals.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
TLC’s ‘MILF Manor’ Is Already a Hit with the Internet
TLC might have a massive hit on their hands.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Elon Musk Thinks He’s Too Smart for Chess
Elon Musk is making headlines after tweeting that the game of chess is "too simple to be useful in real life."
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Gen Z’s Collective Brain Explodes When They Discover Judd Apatow
We're getting f**king old.
By zachnading
Featured 3 years ago in Facepalm
