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Inside the Online World of People Who Think They’re Zombies

Talking to a zombie is oddly pleasant. Then you see the pictures of them eating rotten food.

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Movie Buff With History of Complaining About ‘Poor Casting’ is Most Likely Face Blind

It’s never fun to share what you think is a harmless opinion on Twitter only to be flooded by replies diagnosing you with a medical condition.

By cathybara

Featured 9 months ago in Funny

Since Elon Hid Twitter Likes Everyone is Liking Tons of Porn

In what is only the latest example in a long line of Elon Musk’s ridiculous decisions since purchasing Twitter, the CEO of X has now made everybody’s likes private, ruining the lives of every nosy person who relied on public likes to learn more about thei

By cathybara

Featured 9 months ago in Funny

World’s Biggest Dork Thinks A.I. Will Replace Drinking Within Five Years

People really need to calm down about A.I.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 10 months ago in Funny

Man Roasts His Banker Colleagues for Their Massive and Unnecessary Pickup Trucks

Some people just love to flirt with danger.

By cathybara

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Elon Musk Confirms He Has a Burner Account Where He Pretends to Be a Baby

Watching Elon Musk’s daily life has many people reacting like the mom in The Babadook — i.e. frantically screaming “WHY CAN’T YOU BE NORMAL?!”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Guy Can’t Believe That His Girlfriend Throws Away Their Spoons Instead of Washing Them

Sometimes being in a relationship means learning about all of your partner’s idiosyncrasies and choosing to love them anyway, but sometimes it means learning about your partner’s idiosyncrasies and roasting them online because you’re baffled beyond belief

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Writes Weepy Letter Eulogizing His Bored Ape, Gets Roasted

NFTs were pretty much a bad idea from the beginning.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

OF Creator Called Out for Paywalling His Farts

OnlyFans is filled to the brim with something resembling talent.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

The 11 Most Insane Things Anyone Has Ever Said in an Interview

Celebrities get interviewed a lot — and when that happens, you’re definitely going to let something slip that you later realize you shouldn’t have said.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Nicki Minaj Fan Flies to Dua Lipa Fan’s House to Challenge Them to a Fight, Gets Arrested

Stan Twitter is a weird place.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Look How They Massacred My Rogue': 'X-Men 97' Fans Have Noticed a Major Edit to a Beloved Character

Though X-Men 97 premiered this week to rave reviews, cementing itself as the first actually decent work Marvel has produced in years, not everyone was heralding the MCU’s latest addition — namely, A-Men.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

NFT Nick Is the Most Community-Noted Crypto Bro of All Time

If you’ve been on X/Twitter as of late, you’ve probably noticed a Yertle the Turtle-looking dude who keeps posting about how much money he has, only to get roasted by Community Notes.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

American Tourists Prove All of England Wrong By Driving the Country From Top to Bottom After Being Warned Not To

Nothing sets off the Brits like Americans taking a road trip.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

FBI Roasted After Failing to Find Three 14-Year-Old Bank Robbers

Help! Have you seen these children?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Guy Thinks He Looks Tough, But the Internet Assures Him That He Most Definitely Does Not

More than anything else, the worst thing you can be on the internet in 2024 is cringe.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Man Denied Restroom Access Even Though He Presented a ‘I Have to Poop Right Now Card’

We’ve all been in that situation where you really need to go, but you can’t find a toilet.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Entrepreneur 'Invents' Talking to His Girlfriend

In Céline Sciamma’s Portrait of a Lady on Fire, after sleeping together for the first time, one of the main characters asks the other, “Do all lovers feel like they’re inventing something?”

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Twitter Thot Bots Have Officially Gone Too Far

How’s that whole “taking on the bots” thing going, Elon?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Chili’s Booth, Vape Shop and Casting Couch: Everything People Want to Do With This Weird Little Nook

Modern trends in homebuilding have led to some additions becoming standard in new homes. Take, for example, the foyer balcony — an inaccessible strip right above the door that apparently just serves to collect dust.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Woman Is Tracking the Price of Chex Mix at Airports Around the Country

Anyone who has ever visited an airport will know just how insane the prices of literally everything inside are.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Sugar Baby Discovers Her Sugar Daddy Died After Getting An Angry Text From His Wife

Your old sugar daddy can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, ‘cause he’s dead!

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Did the 'DocuSign Has 400k Employees' Meme Inspire the Company to Make Layoffs?

As is the way, an incredibly inexplicable (to those who don’t work in the industry) meme has emerged from one corner of Tech Twitter: the idea that DocuSign has 400,000, or 4 million, or 40 million, employees.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Meet the Man So Scared of Women He’s Locked Himself in His House for 55 Years

Talking to women can be difficult. That’s why 71-year-old Callixte Nzamwita came up with an innovative solution: literally never doing it ever.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘Who Got That One Jeopardy! Clip’: X Users Share the Best and Weirdest from the Game Show

For a show about answering questions — or, uh, questioning answers — Jeopardy! has a lot more going on than you might think.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Twitter - articles

Inside the Online World of People Who Think They’re Zombies

Movie Buff With History of Complaining About ‘Poor Casting’ is Most Likely Face Blind

Since Elon Hid Twitter Likes Everyone is Liking Tons of Porn

World’s Biggest Dork Thinks A.I. Will Replace Drinking Within Five Years

Man Roasts His Banker Colleagues for Their Massive and Unnecessary Pickup Trucks

Elon Musk Confirms He Has a Burner Account Where He Pretends to Be a Baby

Guy Can’t Believe That His Girlfriend Throws Away Their Spoons Instead of Washing Them

Man Writes Weepy Letter Eulogizing His Bored Ape, Gets Roasted

OF Creator Called Out for Paywalling His Farts

The 11 Most Insane Things Anyone Has Ever Said in an Interview

Nicki Minaj Fan Flies to Dua Lipa Fan’s House to Challenge Them to a Fight, Gets Arrested

'Look How They Massacred My Rogue': 'X-Men 97' Fans Have Noticed a Major Edit to a Beloved Character

NFT Nick Is the Most Community-Noted Crypto Bro of All Time

American Tourists Prove All of England Wrong By Driving the Country From Top to Bottom After Being Warned Not To

FBI Roasted After Failing to Find Three 14-Year-Old Bank Robbers

Guy Thinks He Looks Tough, But the Internet Assures Him That He Most Definitely Does Not

Man Denied Restroom Access Even Though He Presented a ‘I Have to Poop Right Now Card’

Entrepreneur 'Invents' Talking to His Girlfriend

Twitter Thot Bots Have Officially Gone Too Far

Chili’s Booth, Vape Shop and Casting Couch: Everything People Want to Do With This Weird Little Nook

This Woman Is Tracking the Price of Chex Mix at Airports Around the Country

Sugar Baby Discovers Her Sugar Daddy Died After Getting An Angry Text From His Wife

Did the 'DocuSign Has 400k Employees' Meme Inspire the Company to Make Layoffs?

Meet the Man So Scared of Women He’s Locked Himself in His House for 55 Years

‘Who Got That One Jeopardy! Clip’: X Users Share the Best and Weirdest from the Game Show

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