Australians, watch out!

Kangaroos are large, dumb animals. This isn’t a mark against them; that’s just how the good Lord made them.

Being so big and so stupid can put them into some pretty funny predicaments. For example, a kangaroo got his balls stuck in a fence one time, causing laughter across the internet. Then there was the man who landed in Australia via parachute, only to get absolutely rinsed by a pack of these hopping dudes.

Now, we may have found a kangaroo that’s, to put it simply, too goddamn big. If you ever encounter this guy, walk the other way.