And had a properly British reaction to it.

In Shakespeare’s Richard III, the King laments that he looks so messed-up that “dogs bark at me as I halt by them.” As time has passed, our leaders have only gotten more fucked up-looking — and the animals that dislike them only stranger.

Take, for example, this recent video of former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson. While touring Fossil Rim Wildlife Center in Texas, Johnson, who had his windows rolled down, encountered an ostrich.

The ostrich promptly bit him.

An ostrich bites former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson through a car window at Fossil Rim Wildlife Center in Texas, April 2025. pic.twitter.com/BFt2dzKSs7

— Future Adam Curtis B-Roll (@adamcurtisbroll) April 8, 2025