Show me the lie!

When To Catch a Predator started, it was simply a show documenting the dangers of the internet for parents. As the episodes continued, it became less of an exposé and more of an exploitation piece, leading to lots of probably deserving people being put in a terrible spotlight but, ultimately, not facing any legal punishment.

It also turned Chris Hansen into a household name — an added value that he promptly did his best to squander. Despite his best efforts, he’s still got enough pull to have his own show on something called TruBlu, so that’s gotta mean something.

On a recent episode, he confronted an alleged predator about why he would choose to hire sex workers. The reason? He simply doesn’t have “rizz.”