Fellas, don’t you hate it when this happens?

If you’re reading this, you probably live a life where you don’t have to worry about wild animals coming to attack you. While there’s plenty to be angry about in modern life, at least we can all sleep comfortably knowing that there’s a near-zero chance our slumber will be interrupted by a tiger ripping our head off.

The same can’t be said for many other places in the world. In some countries, everything from bugs to birds can be a hazard and a bother — and in some cases, stray animals can ruin your special moment, making you run out the room nude and at half mast.