Hold strong, soldier! A professional might advise one to avoid going outside in the middle of a severe thunderstorm. But, what if you’ve got a dock to defend? More importantly, what if you’re buzzed to the gills?

If you’re both of those things, you might be this man, who went out into the ripping winds to hold the fort on his dock. Stay strong, bud! We’ll be in safer, soberer waters soon!