Really brings a whole new meaning to the words “stick shift.”

Driving can be boring. While some parts are fun, 90% of driving is just finding ways to pass the time as you mindlessly navigate a route you’ve taken hundreds of times.

Everyone finds their own ways to pass the time in this liminal space. Some listen to podcasts; others scream at everyone else on the road. This man decided that his best move was fully pulling his pants down and going to town on his hog. Hey, buddy, hands on the wheel — save that shit for the Waymo!