What’s bird for “fore”?

Golf is a pretty boring game. Sure, it’s fine when you tee off, but are you really trying to tell me that seeing a dude walk 300 yards, hit again, then walk another hundred yards is proper entertainment?

The only times when golf gets really interested is when something non-golf related happens. For example, there was the time a dude in a golf cart ruined a concert, or that other time when a golfer was nearly killed by a plane while putting.

Now, there’s this: a man who ended a bird’s life with nothing but his trusty club and ball.