Uh, at least there’s free candy?

Who doesn’t love a piñata? Apart from all the people accidentally hit in the face with a bat because of them, of course.

The piñata has been a staple of children’s birthday parties for decades. However, whether it’s due to wokeness or people who don’t want their kids to be hit in the head with a bat (one and the same, IMO), their popularity has faded in recent years, with many manufacturers instead opting to make bullshit “pull string” piñatas.

I’m sorry, but either hit the thing with a stick or do something else!

On that latter point, maybe some people *should* do something else, as this man couldn’t contain his power and accidentally sent their piñata flying into a nearby child’s face.

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