Only slightly smellier than your average passenger.

Airlines have made it their mission to make flying in economy as miserable as possible. They’ve done this by getting rid of as much legroom as they can, charging you for every possible thing, and, crucially, using the resultant space savings to give the people up in First and Business Class lavish, lie-flat seats that you could only dream of affording.

Not only that, but the flying experience itself has also gone downhill in recent years. Passengers have become fully unhinged, and if you’re unlucky enough to be flying in a Boeing, you could be inadvertently receiving a one-way ticket to the end of your life.

Recently, a KLM flight had to make a surprise landing because the in-flight experience was even more disgusting than what we’re all now used to. The reason? They had filled the cargo hold with real live pigs.