'It's Great for Hormones': Influencer is Encouraging People to Flavor Their Water With Laundry Detergent

"Tide Pod challenge walked so this could run."

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Published 1 year ago in Facepalm

"Tide Pod challenge walked so this could run."


That's what @BingoClashAvia had to say about the latest TikTok health and hydration hack: putting Borax laundry detergent into your water. 


You'd think that people would remember what happened during the tide pod challenge, where pressure to eat the admittedly very edible-looking detergent packs resulted in an idiotic trend, and at least eight deaths from ingesting the pods between 2012 and 2017 according to Consumer Reports.


But now it's not a social media trend, but rather the ideas of the alternative wellness influencer mandi at random. "I just put a pinch," she said. "It's great for hormones, balances testosterone, and estrogen." 


The video was struck with a community note on Twitter, and PubMed Central has an entire paragraph on the toxicity of Borax. But Mandi believes in "charging" water, to change it from "dead" to "living" water so it can start "healing your body." Somehow I don't think the science matters to her. 


Regrettably, Mandi claims she makes six figures from spouting "conspiracy theories" on TikTok. 


As @eSpresso7200 commented, "Darwin would be proud."

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Normal Woman Somehow Ends Up in Professional Race, Gets Absolutely Smoked

As Bill Murray once tweeted, "Every olympic event should include one average person for reference." Well thanks to the nepotism of Somalia's Ministry of Youth and Sports director, we got the next best thing.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Published 1 year ago in Funny

As Bill Murray once tweeted, "Every Olympic event should include one average person for reference." Well thanks to the nepotism of Somalia's Ministry of Youth and Sports director, we got the next best thing. 


As part of the FISU World University Games, held this year in China, the Youth and Sports director decided to allow his niece to compete in the 100m dash against the world's best amateur runners. The result was exactly what you'd expect. 


"What does she gain by competing? Like what was the point?" @JacobTooCold asked. It's a fair question. There's no way she thought she actually had a chance. 


"It's disheartening to witness such an incompetent government," Elham Garaad tweeted. "It's truly shocking and reflects poorly on our country internationally."


A different Somalian runner, Hasan Ali Idoow, proved the country's track and field pedigree in the competition by reaching the men's 1500m final. 


But with a finishing time more than twice that of the woman's 100m heat winner, unsurprisingly, the same cannot be said for the Ministry of Youth and Sports director's niece. Somebody tell Bill Murray that he got his wish. 

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