Why’d I have to go to school when kids still read books?

If you haven’t been paying attention to youth culture recently, that’s fine, because they can’t pay attention to it either. Pretty much everyone under the age of 20 has taken a buzzsaw to their dopamine sensors, completely replacing any sense of an attention span with a variety of memes, references and bizarre facial expressions they insist on doing during televised interviews.

Given this, it’s now up to teachers to try to find ways to engage with the children that don’t involve trying and failing to use their slang. This group decided to teach them how hovercrafts work as well as how to build them — and, well, now I want one.