The gonads on this little guy! My god!

In case you were wondering, the average size of a human testicle is about 4x3x2 centimeters in size. Thankfully, no one gives a damn if yours are bigger or smaller than that. While some dudes may wish that they had a bigger dick, there’s probably only a scant few out there spending their nights sleeplessly wishing that they had two tennis balls in their pants.

Plus, big balls can be kind of a problem. If you need proof, look at this hamster, whose sack is so big that it drags along the ground behind him. I have no idea what female hamsters are into, but it surely can’t be this.