And outside of a CrossFit gym, too!

Catching your partner cheating on you is always going to be a degrading, emotionally devastating experience. Still, you’d hope it would go down a little better than this.

The woman below caught her husband cheating on her with a woman next to his car. This causes two terrible things to happen to him: First, she says she’s going to tell his mom and his commanding officer, which I learned today means he might be dishonorably discharged from the military. Second, the experience of getting caught morphs his face into a silent, horrified rictus, producing a gern rarely seen outside of Wallace and Gromit.

Sorry, buddy!