Is it a simple mistake? Or a cover-up for the perfect crime?

This guy doesn’t seem to be too popular in the neighborhood. Why? Because his neighbors are annoyed with the fact that someone keeps screaming to be let out of his basement. God, you can’t do *anything* these days without making someone mad!

Eventually, someone had the bright idea to call the police, to which the man responded by showing the cops the thing that he claimed was really making the noise: a parrot.

Everyone had a good laugh — but where’d the bird learn to say that from, huh? Search this man’s house!