It’s difficult to reveal your secrets to your family. That’s why you’ve gotta come armed with theirs.

This family came together for a nice Easter dinner. Sensing an opportunity, our protagonist got up to settle a years-old family drama. Knowing that this would undoubtedly cause a bit of fury, he used the moment as an opportunity to spill more secrets — not his own secrets, but everyone else’s.

Sick of traveling home for Thanksgiving? Pull something like this, and you may never have to come back!