Wouldn’t piss work better?

Fire — it’s been a source of life for as long as there have been humans. Once we discovered that fire provided heat, and that cooking things prevented us from spending every day shitting our brains out, a roaring flame became an essential part of everyday life.

Now, we’ve managed to use fire in ways that make more sense than just crowding around a blaze in a cave. But if you’re someone who lives outside, or if you’re just having a bad time in your life, you might find yourself needing to make a bonfire. This guy did that in a park and, just for the hell of it, decided to shit on it.