Man Uses App to Turn Person into Anime Sex Robot

We don’t have flying cars, but this guy has an app to turn someone into an anime sex slave, so… there’s that, I guess.

Published 8 months ago in Funny

We don’t have flying cars, but this guy has an app to turn someone into an anime sex slave, so… there’s that, I guess.

What’s going on here is unclear, but if I had to guess, I would say that this man has an app that controls a variety of vibrators placed around the other person’s body. That person is lying on the floor wearing leather and a latex anime mask/chest. Whatever he’s got going on seems to be working, but I can’t help but imagine the setup for this whole thing. Nothing kills the mood like hearing, “Your Bluetooth device is ready to pair!”

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Couple Overheard Banging in the Other Hotel Room Is Definitely Playing It Up a Bit

Hate to tell you this, bud, but she’s probably faking it.

By Braden Bjella

Published 8 months ago in Funny

Hate to tell you this, bud, but she’s probably faking it. After checking into a hotel for a “family friendly” vacation, this couple heard some noises coming from a nearby hotel room. Loud noises. Like, “kids, cover your ears”-style noises.

In short, there was a couple doin’ the deed in another room. That said, the woman’s noises are something else. Look, I know you’re having fun, but you really don’t need to go this over the top — I promise his ego can handle it.