What the fuck is up, Shell?

You can’t stop metal musicians from rockin’, even if it’s really inconvenient for them to do so. As evidenced by the famous Denny’s video, if there’s a smash where two or more people can bash their heads against each other, it’s only a matter of time before it’s occupied by a deafening metal band.

You might think that on the open road, you’d be immune from this. If you thought that, you seem to have forgotten that metal bands can rent U-Haul trucks and play shows for whoever shows up to their local gas station.

Looks like fun — but please, for the love of God, nobody light a cigarette.