‘My Brother's a Douche’: The Worst Best Man Speech of All Time
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02/20/2023
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This best man speech goes wildly off the rails, that is, if it was ever on them to begin with.
The brother best man, Scott, has nothing prepared once it's his turn to speak, and he does not make the most of his opportunity. "People wonder why some families have alcohol free weddings. This guy is one of the reasons why," one person comments. "I feel like his dad urged him to pick the brother as the best man, 'It will be good for him,'" another person says.
While Scott's speech follows no main through-line, it's obvious that deep down he cares for his brother, despite admitting that they haven't always gotten along. The same cannot be said for his sisters, who he claims he "never cared for." Presumably they're in attendance right? Despite the embarrassment, this groom handles it all like a boss, and has a funny wedding story for life.
The brother best man, Scott, has nothing prepared once it's his turn to speak, and he does not make the most of his opportunity. "People wonder why some families have alcohol free weddings. This guy is one of the reasons why," one person comments. "I feel like his dad urged him to pick the brother as the best man, 'It will be good for him,'" another person says.
While Scott's speech follows no main through-line, it's obvious that deep down he cares for his brother, despite admitting that they haven't always gotten along. The same cannot be said for his sisters, who he claims he "never cared for." Presumably they're in attendance right? Despite the embarrassment, this groom handles it all like a boss, and has a funny wedding story for life.
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