Family Gets Massive SUV Stuck Inside a Redwood Tree
"They were expecting a burger at the drive through."
Published 1 year ago in Funny
With an average height of around 300 feet tall, the giant sequoia is a staggeringly massive tree. So big that along the Avenue of the Giants in California, you can drive a car right underneath one.
Called the Shrine Drive-Through Tree, this particular tree in its forest of redwoods has a gap of seven by seven feet for tourists to walk or drive through. Except not even that space was enough for a mammoth Nissan Armada SUV that proceeded to jam itself through, and get stuck.
"They were expecting a burger at the drive-through," @Ragamuffine2 joked.
While the driver was able to extract his car with just a few scratches, he couldn't escape the internet's judgment.
"I drove through this tree," @AriDrennen commented. "It was like…why are we doing this."
It's hard to imagine that anyone in that car was able to appreciate the size and beauty of the tree the same way they might have on their own two feet. Then again, that might require some effort.
maybe not being able to complete the american rite of driving through a huge tree will make people aware cars are getting too big pic.twitter.com/iaTmZg96y4
— alexandra (@bigmoodenergy) July 4, 2023
'The Right Mix of Autism and Steroids': Craig Jones Wants to Give Steroids to Autistic Athletes
Do you know what’s holding you back from becoming a world-class fighter? Not enough autism and steroids.
Published 1 year ago
Do you know what’s holding you back from becoming a world-class fighter? Not enough autism and steroids.
Do you know what’s holding you back from becoming a world-class fighter? Not enough autism and steroids.
Craig Jones is at it again with the most insane soundbites from his podcast, El Segundo. Last month, the Brazilian jiu-jitsu coach explains what he calls the “goldilocks sign” of the perfect fighter.
“If you have the right mix of autism and steroids, you are 100% guaranteed to become a world champion,” says Jones earnestly. “People are focusing on steroids but really as a world-class coach, you really wanna attract people with autism because you can give anyone steroids. Despite our best efforts, we are yet to give anyone autism.”
@ringthebellemma If you don’t know who Craig Jones is now you know lol #craigjones #brazilianjiujitsu #foryoupage #foryoupage ♬ original sound - Ringthebellemma
Autistic individuals do excel at their chosen special interests, whatever that may be. But is it a cheat code to being a top-ten athlete? No, that’s where the steroids come in apparently.
“I’m just listening over and over to try to wrap my head around his super soldier recipe,” comments one user.
While many are confused by Jones’ comments, his fans on the spectrum are taking the compliment.
“Man I’m just a few injections away from becoming a world champion,” says another user.
Most coaches want you to get on a consistent program but Jones wants you on the spectrum and ‘roided before stepping into his gym. It’s about time that we weaponized neurodiversity.
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