There’s a new competition soon to be taking over your TV sets. That competition is dick kicking.

The past few years have seen the rise of multiple fighting sports. Alongside franchises like UFC have come shows like Power Slap, where people risk literal death to be the best person at slapping someone else in the face.

Now, there’s apparently the “Ultimate Dick Kicking Championships.” This involves kicking your competitor in the dick — and that’s about it, really. Maybe it’s not as deadly as Power Slap, but while you might survive, the same surely can’t be said about your future children.