Watch where you’re landing, dick!

There are many ways to relax near the ocean. One can simply sit in the sand, soaking up the sun’s rays. Or one can go for a swim and enjoy the warm waters of the ocean. Alternatively, they can bring their dating profile to life by literally taking a long walk on the beach.

If you plan to do the latter, however, you might want to watch the skies. That’s because some asshole like this might just pop out of nowhere and land his parachute directly on your head.