Being on house arrest doesn’t mean you can’t have fun. As we all learned during COVID, there are plenty of things to do when you’re locked up inside your house, even after you get past the “jerking off all the time” stage.

For example, this couple is under house arrest together (everybody say “awww!”). However, they really wanted hibachi — and so, they simply brought the hibachi man to their place. How they afford to do this and not get a seat for their living room that isn’t a camping chair, I don’t know, but it’s pretty neat regardless.