Someone Blew Up The Georgia Guidestones

Which one of you was it?

By Peter Rapine

Published 2 years ago in Wow

Which one of you was it? If you haven't already heard, the mysterious Georgia Guidestones were demolished yesterday after someone set off a bomb that damaged a significant portion of the monument.

The Georgia Guidestones have been called the "American version of Stonehenge", which we think is a bit of a stretch. We all know the Bass Pro Shop pyramid in Las Vegas is America's one true great monument.

However, the Guidestones were originally erected in 1980, and consist of six granite slabs standing 19 feet 3 inches tall and weighing 237,746 pounds in total. So far authorities do not know who set the explosion, but they do have an image of a vehicle that was caught on CCTV.

The Guidestones were inscribed with ten guidelines or principles to help guide humanity. Of the ten "guidelines" are statements such as, "Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature." And, "Avoid petty laws and useless officials."

It's not exactly clear why someone would want to target the monument, but it is clear that we are no longer allowed to have nice things, so thanks, whoever you are.
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U.S. Rep. Debbie Lesko, "I Would Do Anything to Protect My Grandchildren, Including Shooting Them"

They can be killed in a school shooting if they're already dead. Now that's 4d chess.

By Peter Rapine

Published 2 years ago in Facepalm

They can be killed in a school shooting if they're already dead. Now that's 4d chess. Republican rep Debbie Lesko from Arizona put her foot in her mouth the other day when she spoke in opposition of bill H.R. 2377 which is known as the 'Federal Extreme Risk Protection Order Act', when she said she'd do anything to protect her five grandchildren, including and we quote, "shooting them if I had to."

Debbie Lesko then took to Twitter to claim that, "gun control zealots" will do anything to make her look bad. But if she watched her own speech, she'd hear exactly what we heard.

Now we can give her the benefit of the doubt that she may have misspoken. It is a new policy we've never heard from the 2A supporters, killing their families to prevent them from criminals and shootings. But hey, we aren't politicians so who are we to judge their messages.
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