You’ve gotta try to get all of the vomit out of your system at the tailgate.

Drinking at a sporting event is a delicate dance. Sure, we all love getting absolutely plastered and tuning into the big game, but do you have an escape plan if you’re at the stadium? What if you break the seal too early? What if you get hungry? Most importantly, what if you need to blow chunks?

If you’re this guy, that’s not a problem; just spill your guts all over the person in front of you, then give him a pat on the shoulder as if to say “everything’s okay.”

Sorry, buddy, it’s really not.