Temu is great if you want poorly made goods while also having your data stolen. The low-cost site has taken over the country, destroying snatches and given people the confidence to practice dentistry without a license.

Still, if you look hard enough, you can occasionally find some deals on the platform. This isn’t one of those deals.

A woman wanted a family photo upscaled to banner-size. While whoever upscaled the photo did alright with the bodies, let’s just say that the faces left something to be desired.