The ‘Amusement Park’ Ride That Will Steal Your Soul

No thanks, I'm good. I'm just gonna go grab a waffle cone or do literally anything other than this.

By zachnading

Published 2 years ago in Wow

No thanks, I'm good. I'm just gonna go grab a waffle cone or do literally anything other than this.

This is not amusement. This is horror. The ride is called Talocan and is a member of the top spin family of rides. Talocan can be found at a park called Phantasialand located in Brühl, Germany. As you can see the machine rests on a series of axels so that its riders experience pure terror and sickness upon each rotation.

The ride is definitely not for the faint of heart. And to be fair, similar top spin rides such as 'Aladdin's carpet' and 'The Pirate Ship' aren't any better. You all might enjoy getting whiplash and vomiting, but I'm gonna pass on this one.
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The Best Joke From Last Night’s Golden Globes Was Jerrod Carmichael Offering to Trade 3 Golden Globes For Shelly Miscavige

Writer and actor Jerrod Carmichael hosted last night's 80th Golden Globe Awards, and he did not disappoint.

By zachnading

Published 2 years ago in Wow

Writer and actor Jerrod Carmichael hosted last night's 80th Golden Globe Awards, and he did not disappoint.

During the ceremony, Carmichael brought out three Golden Globe Awards joking that they were the same that Scientologist member, Tom Cruise returned last year. Cruise gave back the awards in 'disgust' after the Golden Globes' diversity and ethics failings were made public.

Carmichael stated, "I think maybe we take these three things and exchange them for the safe return of Shelly Miscavige," and the silence from the audience was telling.

Shelly Miscavige is the wife of Scientology leader David Miscavige. She was last seen in public in 2007. There have been multiple missing persons reports filed on her behalf, even though the LAPD states that they have spoken to Shelly and she is living a private life. The Church of Scientology has never commented on her whereabouts.

Kudos to Carmichael for his job hosting and thanks for calling out the hypocrites in attendance.
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