They’ll get him one of these days!

Despite decades of effort from some of the most unshowered men on the planet, we’re still no closer to catching the elusive Bigfoot. Hell, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say he doesn’t exist!

Real or not, there’s no denying that Bigfoot has left a substantial cultural impact. Dudes have scammed TV networks into funding shows about hunting the creature, and there are also competitions to see who can perform the best Bigfoot call. It’s all guesswork as, again, we don’t know what the bastard sounds like (and the whole “doesn’t exist” thing), but still, pretty fun to watch!