Finally, we’ve found it: a caked-up rat.

Rats are a scourge on most major cities. They can bring grime and illness wherever they go, and some cities like New York have such a bad rat problem that they’ve even considered doing the unthinkable: using trash cans.

Knowing this, you might think that you want nothing to do with rats. If you think that, perhaps I have something that will make you reconsider. Gentlemen, I present you with a rat with a massive butt!

Anyone? Anyone like this? No? Okay. Well, I’m just going to leave this video here if you change your mind.