I might be alone here, but I genuinely enjoy performance art. If someone can express themselves in a way that makes me feel something, great. If the gallery has free wine, even better.

Despite what some art haters might say, there really is such a thing as “good performance art” and “bad performance art.” This, in case you’re wondering, is bad performance art — the art-world equivalent of the “lol so random” internet humor of the early 2010s. I don’t know if this is what they like over in Finland, but here, we just kinda think it’s shit.