Nobody wants to work anymore—not even to jack themselves off.

One of the problems with pornography (I know, great start to a sentence) is that, if you’re going to jerk off to it, you need to physically do that. Sure, you might *visually* be trapped in your VR dome getting your dick milked by a 5-breasted alien, but at the end of the day, you’re still a man using a fleshlight while wearing an Oculus.

That may soon be changing, however. At this year’s CES, a company debuted a product that automatically synchronizes the movements of a fleshlight to a video, making for seamless, hands-free jackoff seshes.

Still gotta clean the things yourself afterwards, though!