Jesus, what did that guy ever do to you?

Looking at a pigeon’s big, fat, stupid body, it might be tempting to think that their brain matches their idiotic form. That’s likely not the case. As explained by The Guardian, “pigeons are actually highly intelligent animals that can remember faces, see the world in vivid colors, navigate complex routes, deliver news and even save lives.”

Unfortunately, as this video shows, they can also end them. For one reason or another, these two pigeons decided that it was this third pigeon’s time to go — and so, they grabbed hold of him, pushed him to the edge of the train track and forced him onto the rails ahead of an oncoming train.