Yee-haw!

Politicians love to talk about the differences between city slickers and country folk, even though both groups really aren’t that different. Most people across the country watch the same TV shows and pretend to read the same books; the difference is that country folk have Ford F-150s with cargo beds they’ll never fill, while city people won’t shut the fuck up about how nice it is to use public transit even though it smells like piss and vomit.

That said, there are some things that draw these two worlds apart. For example, can you imagine a child from New York City riding a wild pig wearing blue jeans (the pig, not the child)? No. You probably can’t. And yet, in some parts of the world, that’s just some good, old fashioned country fun.