Add this to soccer, and I might actually watch!

In soccer, the main injury you’ll encounter is someone bumping into you — to which professionals react by rolling on the ground, writing in pain and hoping to God that their performance is convincing enough to card the other team.

But what if there was a new element added to the sport, something that upped the danger level a couple dozen times over? Here’s just one idea: lassos. As this video shows, it would make the game pretty interesting, and a helluva lot more difficult.