I now pronounce you doll and wife. This woman married a 6-foot-tall Halloween doll whom she calls Robert Kadlec. Surprisingly, this isn’t her first marriage, as she previously married a different doll named Kelly Rossi back in 2018. Rather than divorce her old doll wife, she just decided to add Robert into the mix, turning their haunted twosome into an even more haunted threesome. Together, the woman says that the trio plan on raising 10 children — who, yes, are also dolls. Good for them.