You’ve got nothing else going on. Why not watch these ducks have a little race?

I’m not 100 percent certain what’s happening here, but it appears to be an event in China where ducks are lined up, then set out to see which one can reach the feed the fastest. I don’t see why we can’t do the same thing over here in the US of A — if people are betting on hamsters, surely duck racing is an untapped market.