Woman Celebrates President’s Day By Slapping Every Single Commander-in-Chief in the Face
Published 1 year ago in Wow
After decades of mattress sales, clothing sales, car sales and more mattress sales, one patriot discovered a new way to commemorate Presidents’ Day: Slapping nearly every single POTUS in the face.
After decades of mattress sales, clothing sales, car sales and more mattress sales, one patriot discovered a new way to commemorate Presidents’ Day: Slapping nearly every single POTUS in the face.
— T ² (@Ttgotit) February 19, 2024
In a now-viral clip, a woman can be seen taking her frustrations out on what appears to be wax figures of our historical Commanders in Chief, (deservedly) backhanding nearly every single one of them as she ran along the border of the star-spangled museum display.
Only one president was spared in her reign of terror — Barack Obama. Upon reaching his place at the end of the lineup, she opted to offer him a hug instead, a decision that proved very controversial on social media.
The countries Obama bombed watching this be like https://t.co/PPIJCrrxjqpic.twitter.com/q2LEUHDody
— called a rashford fanboi by a united stand viewer (@glazersgot2go) February 20, 2024
“Maturing is realizing he deserves a sIap too,” @kirawontmiss captioned a retweet of the clip.
“Obama would’ve got smacked too,” added @_SliimCity.
Meanwhile, @pigeonladybird took a moment to commend the woman’s dedication and precision in giving these POTUS-es a taste of their own medicine. “The speed and determination with which she’s slapping these wax figures is sending me so bad,” they wrote.
Regardless of whether Obama deserved a smack or not, we thank this hero for her service in turning “Hail to the Chief” into “Fist to the Chief.”
This Very Bald Man Has the Most Impressive Comb-Over of All Time
Published 1 year ago in Wtf
Why hide your receding hairline with a toupee or a closetful of baseball hats when you can make a DIY rug with your own diminishing hair?
Why hide your receding hairline with a toupee or a closetful of baseball hats when you can make a DIY rug with your own diminishing hair?
This strategy of throwing everything at a very bald scalp and seeing what sticks (non-toupee edition) helped a 25-year-old Rio de Janeiro man convincingly transform from “middle-aged dad” to “Gen Z teen,” a ruse so elaborate, he nearly fooled his barber, grooming influencer Francisco Oliveira.
@franciscoprotesecapilar @luixmaraes veio do Rio de Janeiro mudar o seu visual #protesecapilar #franciscoprotesecapilar #hairsystem #barber #barbershop ♬ som original - Francisco Oliveira
“Today I see that you have a lot of hair, but you’re doing some[thing] to cover it up,” Oliveira told his client in the now-viral clip.
“It’s all a trick,” the balding guy replied in Portuguese, beginning the process of unpinning his elaborate comb-over. One clip and a little tousle later, his seemingly long locks had been parted to reveal a barren skull sandwiched between two massive sideburns.
“It’s pretty bald, very bald,” he added, the long sides of his hair falling by his shoulders.
Oliveira was ultimately able to fine-tune this all-natural toupee, leaving his client looking like the long lost Dolan triplet. But it was all, of course, just an illusion — the ultimate act of hair-esy.
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