People often say that they don’t make things like they used to. While this is true, part of the problem might just be that we keep losing our damn warranty cards.

One woman who hasn’t lost any of her warranty cards can be seen here. In this video, she explains her master plan for making her car run forever: only buying parts that come with a lifetime warranty.

In doing so, she can turn her car into a regular Ship of Theseus, continually replacing the thing piece by piece to create a car that can, effectively, never be retired. That is, unless she crashes the thing.