There are many reasons to not wear leather pants. First, they’re not breathable. Second, on a hot day, they get sticky and smelly as all hell. Finally, they stop you from doing the bouncy slide at your local children’s party.

That said, that last point isn’t one that you’ll find on the tag of a pair of leather trousers. This means that, every day, dozens of people are likely attempting to zoom down a slide, only to have something like this happen. Next time, track pants!