‘You Support Satan?’: Target Employee Handles Male Karen In the Politest Way Possible
figgyPudding
Published
02/27/2023
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This male Karen is upset over Target's 'Pride' t-shirts and goes to seek out an employee to complain to. Unfortunately for him, (but fortunately for us), the one he finds knows just how to handle someone like him.
"You support Satan?" He asks her. "Yeah, Satan and pride," she retorts. Eventually, the store's undercover security arrives and takes a less open approach; refusing to answer questions and escorting him out of the store.
While security may have been more effective in ending the situation, we much prefer the employee's banter. "You guys are Satanic," he tells her. "True," she quips back. "God will judge you guys," he says. "He won't if I don't believe in him." Who knew that the best argumentative partner for a male Karen would be an atheist?
"You support Satan?" He asks her. "Yeah, Satan and pride," she retorts. Eventually, the store's undercover security arrives and takes a less open approach; refusing to answer questions and escorting him out of the store.
While security may have been more effective in ending the situation, we much prefer the employee's banter. "You guys are Satanic," he tells her. "True," she quips back. "God will judge you guys," he says. "He won't if I don't believe in him." Who knew that the best argumentative partner for a male Karen would be an atheist?
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